My biology teacher.

Without fail, he always starts the class with a recap of how our sports teams are doing.
So we always know the specifics of our sucking right before we delve into the enthralling specifics of protists.
It's a great tactic to get us to concentrate on our sucking rather than learning the boring details of early moss reproduction.
Because we really learn things.
Things that definitely help us pass our exams.

Meh, why do I care, our hockey team won yesterday!