What university students do on April Fool's

So there I was, trying to get the last couple papers of the semester done. My roommate and other hall mates had gone home for the weekend, so I was left utterly alone. You'd think I would have actually finished my papers, but ...
Something hit me. A bought of inspiration.
Many people were gone.
They weren't coming back til later that night or even the next morning.
And it was April Fool's day.

I had to. It wouldn't have been right not to do something on that blessed day.

So I, along with my RA, wrapped one friend's entire room and things with newspaper.

Then we switched two friend's rooms.

 This bed was one friend's two mattresses from her bunks put on one bed.

She didn't really mind that idea too much, actually.

Same friend's stuff, in the exact same place as it was in her original room.

A little hang out corner for our other friend on her newly acquired bunk! 

It was so great, they were all thrilled when they came home :D

FIRST technical all-nighter!

2500 word research essay, 7pm to 3am, 8 hours total…
I have to get up in 3 hours. Guess who has two virtual thumbs and is going to be sleeping all afternoon and evening tomorrow?




THIS GUY!

And me. 

'Why I'm Failing' Excuses

The teachers decide to put all their essays within the same two weeks.

The internet is full of interesting and funny things.

Disney has an amazing selection of childhood movies I haven't seen in years.

Shopping is so much more appealing.

I was becoming closer to my friends during late-night chats.

Alcohol is just so yummy.. and you can't really write anything good while drinking it.

My room is just so gross and needs cleaning and organizing.

Reading through a ton of books really is not enjoyable.

The fish bowl needs cleaning.

I haven't updated my blog in a while.

I haven't checked Facebook in the past 3 minutes.

I am feeling in need of a [random] run because of lethargy.

Oh, look, dinner/snack/other event is in 5 minutes/half an hour/two hours, I can't possibly start on all these assignments.

Freshmen Fail #1

On the very first day of university, my friend Jillian was zoning out during the assembly. She snapped back to reality when she noticed people standing up beside her. So, following suit, she stood up as well. Turns out, the speaker had called all the residence assistants to stand up. She's only a first-year.

lulz.

The university life, for reals.

Ode to the Heater

Oh, you wretched heater,
Is my life all that great?
Sure, you heat like a baus,
But sometimes I just hate.. you.

You are oh so toasty
by mid-afternoon,
But I'm choking slowly
On your foul.. stench. [it fell away from me a little]

[this is the best part]
It's so damn cold outside.
There is frost on the grass.
You're not on come morning,
And I'm freezing my ass.

Moral of the story: Eff you heater, you make loud noise and heat the wrong time of day.

My biology teacher.

Without fail, he always starts the class with a recap of how our sports teams are doing.
So we always know the specifics of our sucking right before we delve into the enthralling specifics of protists.
It's a great tactic to get us to concentrate on our sucking rather than learning the boring details of early moss reproduction.
Because we really learn things.
Things that definitely help us pass our exams.

Meh, why do I care, our hockey team won yesterday!